Man Charged With Inciting Chaos!

PENNSYLVANIA:  A Pennsylvania man, stopped at a drunken-driving checkpoint, barked up the wrong tree when he couldn’t resist the urge to bark at Chaos, the police K-9.  Chaos was assisting with the checkpoint when 26-year old James Paul Andrews allegedly became irritated and began barking, hissing and growling at the dog.  Drunken barking at a police K-9 is a third degree felony and Andrews faces up to 7 years in prison.

What’s next for Andrews?  Barking up some bail money.

(Source: ajc.com)

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Honorary Cat Mayor Attacked By Dog In Assassination Attempt

Mayor Stubbs, cat by birth, became a national hero when he was elected honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska.  Known for being the most popular candidate in the race, he was a write in when residents didn’t like any of the human candidates.

News from Alaska reports that an unidentified dog made an assassination attempt against the mayor’s life.  He suffered a fractured sternum and a punctured lung, and already has undergone three hours of surgery.  He is currently under a doctor’s care.

The alleged assassin has not been apprehended but concerned constituents want him brought to justice.

(Source:  The Huffington Post)

Whose Turn Was It To Change The Kitty Litter?

FLORIDA:  When Avelino Urbano Garon became sick of sniffing the foul stench of kitty litter, he demanded his wife freshen up the kitty box.  His wife said it wasn’t her turn to clean up the dirty deed and refused.   That sent Garon into a rage who allegedly threatened to throw the cat against the wall. Then he turned on his wife.  For this, she must die.  Garon picked up a knife and threatened, “Do you want me to kill you? I will kill you.”

When deputies arrived, Garon didn’t waiver and maintained his position that it was his wife’s responsibility to clean up after the stinky cat. They arrested him on the spot.

(Source:  The Huffington Post)

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No Animal Abuse Here

Submitted by Guest Blogger:  

Elliott James, Prosecutor Orleans Parish 

If you saw a bus careening out of control heading straight for a dog and a human, which do you save?

Well, it depends. 

The Poster Child For Scooping Pet Poop

BRISTOL:  Would you let your child pose for this ad?  The poster is Bristol City Council’s effort at getting pet owners to pick up their pooch’s poop and it’s making a stink worldwide. 

Heroic Dog Finds Baby In Trash Bin

INDONESIA:  A smart pooch with super human intelligence, sniffed out a baby that had been wrapped in plastic and tossed in a trash bin.  What the dog did next was truly amazing.  A Thai male Bangkaew breed named Pui, then carried the bag to his owner’s house and barked to get his attention.

Indonesian police said the baby weighed 4 lbs. 13 oz. and required hospitalization after being found. Doctors believe the baby was premature, probably about seven and a half months at birth.

Officials are searching for the child’s mother.  In the meantime, the infant is recovering and Pui’s owner was rewarded a handsome $327 reward.

(Source: KRMG.com)

Three Dogs Charged With Felonious Dog Mischief

Three co-defendant poodles have been indicted on felonious dog mischief. Cody, Murphy and Maggie are charged with one count of making this mess.  Each pointed the snout at the other. The cross examination was rigorous.  One defendant cracked under pressure and skipped bail.

Is the bail skipping pooch guilty of making this mess?  You be the 13th juror.

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