AUSTRALIA: An Australian pig, perhaps distraught over life’s woes, took to the bottle and drank 18 cans of beer which led to a violent alcohol-fueled bender. The swine picked a fight with a cow who chased him around a campsite. The pig passed out and was last seen lying under a tree sleeping it off. By the time police arrived, the drunken pig had vanished.
It turns out, a drunken pig is no different than a drunken human.
(Sources: wsbtv.com, metro.co.uk)
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RUSSIA: The Russian prison service caught a cat being used as a courier to smuggle banned cellphones and chargers into a prison camp. The suspicious feline’s illegal mission was foiled when he was spotted climbing the fence of the region’s Number One corrective labour camp with two cellphones, batteries and chargers strapped to its back using tape.
Prison guards interrogated the cat on possible co-conspirators and how the cat had planned to deliver the loot to the inside. One guard, who wished to remain anonymous, reported that the cat only said, “I ain’t no snitch.” The cat is facing smuggling charges and is being held without bond.
(Source: The Huffington Post) (Photo Credit: AP)
Three co-defendant poodles have been indicted on felonious dog mischief. Cody, Murphy and Maggie are charged with one count of making this mess. Each pointed the snout at the other. The cross examination was rigorous. One defendant cracked under pressure and skipped bail.
Is the bail skipping pooch guilty of making this mess? You be the 13th juror.
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