PENNSYLVANIA: A Pennsylvania man, stopped at a drunken-driving checkpoint, barked up the wrong tree when he couldn’t resist the urge to bark at Chaos, the police K-9. Chaos was assisting with the checkpoint when 26-year old James Paul Andrews allegedly became irritated and began barking, hissing and growling at the dog. Drunken barking at a police K-9 is a third degree felony and Andrews faces up to 7 years in prison.
What’s next for Andrews? Barking up some bail money.
PENNSYLVANIA: Brides may need to start checking their guests at the door. Literally. A Pennsylvania woman has been charged with stealing money from wedding cards brought to a reception she was attending – and trying to stash the bounty in her bra. Continue Reading
PENNSYLVANIA: Police officers are regularly punched, slapped, spat at, and bitten. But in North Strabane Township, Pennsylvania, criminals throw their dentures. The denture throwing defendant was not too pleased when a good Samaritan parked her car in his driveway to help a victim of a car crash. According to authorities, 71-year old William Moody was on his way to dinner and was blocked in for ten minutes. Moody was so angry, he screamed at the Samaritan, pushed, shoved and cursed police. To get out of being handcuffed, he even faked a heart attack. He was finally taken into custody and at the police station, threw his dentures at the officers. Moody is facing charges for terroristic threats and aggravated assault.
Now that’s gum biting mad.
(Source: The Huffington Post)
PENNSYLVANIA: A mother is facing charges after police said she used her two 9-year-old sons to help her rob a convenience store. Continue Reading
NEWTOWN TOWNSHIP: According to a report on PhillyBurbs.com, an unidentified man entered the bookstore at the Bucks County Association for the Blind in Newtown Township where he exposed himself to an unnamed woman. It remains unclear why the man unleashed the crown jewels in a bookstore intended to serve the blind. But not everyone in the store was without sight. The unnamed woman was able to provide a description of the man to police. Newtown Township and Borough police took to the streets in search of the man following the incident but their search was futile. In a flash, the flasher had vanished. The man is still at large.
In the end, who gets the laugh? This crime caper proffered his privates to the only sighted woman in a blind bookstore and got away with it. The perfect crime indeed.
(Sources: The Huffington Post, Phillyburbs.com)
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PENNSYLVANIA: Which will it be, Candace or Kree? That was the question a Pennsylvania couple debated at the conclusion of the American Idol finale. When they couldn’t decide, they commenced to stabbing each other. Continue Reading