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Elliott James, Prosecutor Orleans Parish – From the Chronicles of America’s Dumbest Criminals
TEXAS: kmov.com: ‘A man arrested outside a bar in Humble, Texas had so much to drink, police had to actually hold his head up just to snap his mug shot.
Sean Carl Payne, 35, was charged with public intoxication.
Humble police arrested Payne outside Shamrock’s Bar and when they got him to jail, he was so drunk he had to have assistance being booked in.’