Elliott James, Prosecutor Orleans Parish – From the Chronicles of America’s Dumbest Criminals
ARKANSAS: A 28-year old woman was accused of crashing her vehicle into a mobile home in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Her 2001 Grand Am, now freshly smashed, left her in need of another set of wheels to make her get away. Lucky for her she found a battery-powered toy truck and hopped in it. Witnesses say the woman, who was wearing no pants, fled the scene in the toy truck. When police caught up with her, she was drunk, irate and disorderly.