NOVIA SCOTIA: A Canadian man is accused of serving himself at a McDonald’s in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Patrons of the McDonald’s say they saw the 44-year old man masturbating in his vehicle at the restaurant.
The episode prompted Const. Pierre Bourdages of the Halifax Regional Police to offer this advice to members of the public who bare witness to the masturbators: “We strongly suggest for people not to take the matter into their own hands.”
Appropriate advice since stumbling upon a public wanker may be well on the rise.
“Just last month, a Florida man was arrested after allegedly hoisting his mast at passing sailboats at a boat ramp in Florida. Days later, another Florida fellow was accused of polishing his knob against the door of a local business.”
(Source: The Huffington Post)