CHINA: It’s not always the angry wife who slices off the cheating husbands’s penis. In China, your penis may be plundered in a home invasion. Chinese authorities say four men entered Lin’s home in the middle of the night, placed a bag over his head and sliced off his penis while he slept. The manhood muggers made off with nothing more than Lin’s member. It’s quite possible that Lin fell victim to bandits who plotted the crown jewel heist to settle a score. Police believe that the pillaging penis pirates were husbands of the women Lin may have cheated with.
The grand theft weiner robbers are still at large.
(Source: The Huffington Post)