NEWTOWN TOWNSHIP: According to a report on PhillyBurbs.com, an unidentified man entered the bookstore at the Bucks County Association for the Blind in Newtown Township where he exposed himself to an unnamed woman. It remains unclear why the man unleashed the crown jewels in a bookstore intended to serve the blind. But not everyone in the store was without sight. The unnamed woman was able to provide a description of the man to police. Newtown Township and Borough police took to the streets in search of the man following the incident but their search was futile. In a flash, the flasher had vanished. The man is still at large.
In the end, who gets the laugh? This crime caper proffered his privates to the only sighted woman in a blind bookstore and got away with it. The perfect crime indeed.
(Sources: The Huffington Post, Phillyburbs.com)
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