Submitted by Guest Blogger:
Elliott James, Prosecutor Orleans Parish – From the Chronicles of America’s Dumbest Criminals
FLORIDA: A woman took the law into her own hands when a driver failed to yield to pedestrians. Incensed, the lone vigilante concocted a half-cocked plan to draw a penis on the hood of the driver’s vehicle.
Officials say 23-year old Natasha Myers admitted to using her car keys to draw the male genitalia on the hood of a silver Kia in the parking lot of a grocery store. Damage to the SUV was $1,240.13.
The rude rendering came with a post-it-note, which read:
“Hey I keyed your car. You didn’t stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don’t be a d***.”
The new lesson for this legal scholar: You can’t vandalize someone else’s car, “as is law.”
(Source: The Huffington Post) (Photo Credit: Pasco County PD)